Kesariya And Its ‘Love Storiya’ : A Forced Attempt Of Poetry, Here Are 10 Phrases That Rhyme Better

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JULY 19,2022

Okay, so thisis not what I signed up for. Yes, this one's going to be a first person narrative because I did not wait for 4 years only to listen Arijit Singh rhyme 'Kesariya' with 'Love Storiya.' No, I'm not pissed, I'm puzzled. my ears are bleeding and a confused me wants to ask Amitabh Bhattacharya


On Sunday, the much-awaited song Kesariya from Alia Bhatt -Ranbir Kapoor starrer Brahmastra dropped and so did my expectations. There's a part in the song that goes, 'Kajal Ki Siyahi Se Likhi Hai Tune Jaane Kitno Ki Love Story'an Kesariya Tera Ishq Hai Piya!'

I mean if you have to rhyme, will you force-fit ANYTHING? If that's the first rule of songwriting, I'm going to try my hands on it. Not as talented as the lyricist of the movie but I can definitely give it a shot on the words that rhyme with Kesariya.

Here's my rendition or version of some force-fit phrases that'd still make sense than Love Storiya. If you've listened to the song, you can survive this too. So don't make that cringe face and keep on reading (because why should I suffer alone!)

  1. Sushmita Sen made her OTT debut with Aarya, Kesariya Tera Ishq Hain Piya

  2. I love the song Ambarsariyan, Kesariya Tera Ishq Hain Piya

  3. Ranbir romanced Aishwarya, Kesariya Tera Ishq Hain Piya

  4. Ranbir danced on Sawariyaa, Kesariya Tera Ishq Hain Piya

  5. Ranbir wanted to marry Alia kyunki Kesariya Tera Ishq Hain Piya

  6. Mumbaikars be like 'Pudhe Chala', Kesariyan Tera Ishq Hain Piya

  7. Ranbir-Alia are having twins so bategi mithaiyaan, Kesariyan Tera Ishq Hain Piya

  8. Baarish mein khaate hain garma garam bhajiya, Kesariyan Tera Ishq Hain Piya

  9. Life is only Channa Mereya, not Kesariyan Tera Ishq Hain Piya

  10. Bajao taaliyaan because Pritam Da ne phir se plagiarize kiya hain Kesariya Tera Ishq Hain Piya

I know this is lame but so is "Kajal Ki Siyahi Se Likhi Hai Tune Jaane Kitno Ki Love Story'an." The meme-fest on Love Storiya in the latest Arijit Singh song is a laughter riot. It is a result of confused, puzzled, and even hammered audience because after hyping it for 4-long years and the lead couple even getting married, this is not what we expected.

And for all those who loved 'Love Storiya', I'm not even going to apologize for writing this because the song is 'clearly inspired' by 'Laree Chooti', an independent song by the band Call, which was later adapted in Ek Chaalis Ki Last Local. There, I said it.

What are your thoughts on Brahmastra, the lead pair Alia Bhatt and Ranbir Kapoor, Kesariya, and everything in between? If you liked the song, walk out of this article. And if you agree with us, share this with 3 of your friends asking them to share it with three more because #BhaiPhilosophy.

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